January 2011
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Do it, Anon, I dare you
bbboaz:
gururvishnu:
1) dick/boob size: 2) Age: 3) Favorite position: 4) Do you think I’m cute/ pretty?: 5) Would you have sex with me? 6) Lights on or off? 7) Would you have to be drunk? : 8) Would you take a shower with me? 9) Have you ever thought about having sex with me :
DO IT
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FIGHT CLUB, directed by David Fincher (1999)
‘You met me at a very strange time in my life.’
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground Try this trick and spin it, yeah Your head will collapse But there’s nothing in it And you’ll ask yourself: Where is my mind?
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I’m sweating like a whore in church
– Jared Padalecki (via spn-tvd-thebest)
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That awkward moment when the teacher asks you if...
and obviously you didn’t pay attention at all,but you’re like:
So she’s like: “Well then come here and repeat it to the class…… “
and basically you’re like:
When you sneeze on your period.
the-sharpestlives:
ifindthistotallyawesome:
partypoison69:
brbsmokinwithmiley:
fucking relevant
Or laugh or yawn or breathe or exists
relevant
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Everytime i see a pretty guy when i'm with my mum:
At first i’m like:
But then my mum starts getting the giggles so she’s like:
So obviously i’m like:
So we’re like:
So then i end up like this
and everything is derpy and nothing’s normal
…………we have this problem with giggles. That’s why i always try to avoid her sight when i see a pretty guy on the street.
no1care.jpg
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When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake,...
ddreamcatcher:
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spuffina:
akaneh replied to your post: Just booked the flight to Rome for the con!
AAAAH io ancora devo prenotarlo! Da dove parti?
Ti consiglio di sbrigarti, ho speso pochissimo! :) Parto da Catania.
anche io devo ancora prenotareeee! devo aspettare che mia madre decida se venire o meno..
Tu quanto hai pagato il volo?
If I consider you as one of my good/close...
I will tell you when I need to pee.. LOL.
I will hit you very often.
I will insult you more than necessary.
I will annoy you so much you’ll want to hit me.
I will tell you useless/pointless stories.
I will bitch to you. Like a lot.
I will swear at you 24/7.
I will tell you personal things people probably don’t want to hear.
jeric-kripke:
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lolpan: dumbwhoresbestfriends:
Did you notice the guy in the grey boxers? You probably didn’t. When I recorded this video he wasn’t there. It wasn’t until I played it back that I saw him. The room I was taking the video in was cursed with his ghost. If you don’t reblog this in the next 5 minutes he will come and dance for you at midnight tonight.
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That awkward moment when your parents tell you to...
Confess. Go anon. Tell me something you've been...